KaoticWorld is a column written by Robert karimi that will explore the kaotic good nature of current events, and also explore stories of the past, too. Each issue will be a surprise. To get a subscription, e-mail kaoticworld@kaoticgood.com. Below are past issues of KaoticWorld. To voice your opinion about the pieces, please e-mail us at KaoticWorld.

Bush Libs #5
by Robert Karimi, 6/23/03
A Mad Libs approach to one of George W. Bush's speeches. Fun for the whole family Or for the water cooler.

Revolution has come, Time to Pick Up Your Swiffer (Or Study shows War Causes Back Pain)
by Robert Karimi, 3/25/03
On the first day of King Bush II's War on Iraq, Karimi finds a new way to fight the War, and also has time to break his ass.

Bob's Big Boy
by Robert Karimi, 8/31/02
The anniversary of a local hamburger spot reminds Karimi of how he used to gauge his Americanness on the size of beef he ate.

Shocking Me Back to Reality (Or Time to Be Guatemalan Again)
by Robert Karimi, 9/12/01
Karimi discusses his day of 9/11, and how the day bodes for him and other Americans of Middle Eastern descent. And how the day not only brings sadness, but fear as well.

The King Air Conditioner Sits High in the Ceiling
by Robert Karimi, 8/11/01
With no sleep and plenty of coffee, in a 24 hour restaurant way before dawn, the writer observes patrons and listens to poets trying to break a world record during the 2001 National Poetry Slam in Seattle

Inspiration from ELD Students
by Robert Karimi, 4/15/02
A European trip forces Karimi, aformer ELD teacher, to use the skills he taught his students and question why do educational programs that can help all students get cut.