Pork killer indicted, Time for the B.B.L.T.

Yes, it is true. If you make pork, you may be indicted by the Federal Government.

This is true for Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska.

You may remember that I went up to Alaska last year to protest the Senator and Rep. Don Young's pork fest to celebrate the amount of excess they send up to Alaska.

We tried to save the pig they roasted, but were unsuccessful.

People, remember if you take a life to eat it, be reverent. This applies if you are a politician or even the shark from Jaws. Killing a pig to symbolize irresponsible spending and deception of the People, must be one of the worse reasons to sacrifice a pig.

I offer for this time my B.B.L.T. Sandwich.

It contains no Pork only Black Beans Lettuce and Tomatoes. If Tomatoes are not local or in season where you are, then Tangerines will do (but may challenge the politics of your tastebuds)

elements
2 slices of bread
safflower oil mayo
whole or refried black beans, enough for a layer on a slice of bread
lettuce
1 roma tomato or whatever style you can get, hydroponic or otherwise

preparation
if beans are canned, open.
otherwise soak the whole beans a night before, and then prepare according to merococinero.com. use this time to see how Ted Stevens appropriated more pork than any U.S. Senator ever

slice tomato

wash lettuce, use your washed hands to rip lettuce into slices. It's like Ted Steven ripped people's heads off who opposed him. Like the Senators who opposed his desire to put ANWR by saying ""I'm going to go to every one of your states, and I'm going to tell them what you've done!"

toast bread brownish because brown is beautiful.

spread thin layer of safflower oil mayo on toasted bread, then layer of beans. add tomato and lettuce.

enjoy, enjoy that you are not a Republican Senator from Alaska that kills pigs to celebrate government excess, and wonder how digestive karma can affect a career, even political ones.

in solidarity,
Mero Cocinero Karimi